Monthly Archives: August 2010

Blackburn 1 – 2 Arsenal

I have not yet had a prostate exam.  When a man reaches a certain age, it is incumbent upon him to have his prostate checked as part of an annual physical.  Soon I will reach that tender age and experience … Continue reading

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Invasion of the football snatchers (Blackburn Preview)

Eewood park could be the setting for a horror film chronicling the invasion of aliens from the planet anti-football.  Fat Sam would play the alien walrus king loading true footballers into a meat grinder while chewing human flavored gum.  Regardless … Continue reading

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Arsenal can win the Champions League! (group H)

After enough foreplay to render anyone’s genitals numb for a month, UEFA managed to complete the Champions League group stage draw in Monaco on Thursday.  Once again, Arsenal dodged most of the banana skins and look favorites to top their … Continue reading

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Arsenal 6 – 0 Blackpool

Theo shines as Arsenal rout ten-man Blackpool Arsenal returned to the Emirates for the start of a new campaign and put on an offensive show for the home crowd.  The performance was impressive and encouraging, but I suggest that it … Continue reading

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Arsene Wenger is a Jedi!

When someone points a gun at you and says “your money or your life,” you’re supposed to hand over the money.  Not so sure that’s what Arsene Wenger would do.  His love for parsimony seems to exceed his love for … Continue reading

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EXCLUSIVE!!!

Something Important May or May Not Happen Sometime in the Near Future!!! I am a blogger.  I write an Arsenal blog.  I do this for three reasons: I am obsessed with Arsenal Football Club I am opinionated about Arsenal Football … Continue reading

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Liverpool 1 – 1 Arsenal

Is the glass half-empty or half-full You’re walking through the park on a beautiful summer day.  Suddenly you discover a satchel filled with money.  £100 to be exact.  Delighted with your bounty, you swiftly exit the park.  Subsequently, you are … Continue reading

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